BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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