is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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