But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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