She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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