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I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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