hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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