I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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