fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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