Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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