Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i drank out of a bidet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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