when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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