My nipple is on Facebook.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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