My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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