I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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