Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We left the knife in your bed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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