isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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