hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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