My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
last night I used snow as a chaser
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
True college students do jello shots in the library
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