No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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