Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
