have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Text me some of your sweat
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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