sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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