Your face is a jimmy john
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Princesses don't give blow jobs
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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