She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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