Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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