i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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