When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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