We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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