STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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