with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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