Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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