office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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