i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We have so much sex to catch up on
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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