he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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