did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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