Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
