I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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