She's JV to your varsity
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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