i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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