Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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