I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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