There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
A+ Viking dick
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
