honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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