Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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