I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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