Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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