Rock
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Fuck
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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