so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
