He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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