nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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