my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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