you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
BRING THE BAGELS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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