Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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