Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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